10-year-old me just creamed his Spider-Man Underoos imagining how many Legos $10k must buy. A Norman, Oklahoma man was arrested on a grand larceny complaint for attempting to steal over $10k in Lego toys from a Target store. Todd Franklin Curtis’ plan, which makes Heat look like amateur hour by […]
And no, I’m not talking the magnum opus Aliens. Who could be afraid with Hudson protecting them? This post is one of many in a proud tradition of “Was I a relatively normal kid?” articles. It’s a rhetorical question, because I’m well aware I was a tubby little misfit, but […]
I know what you’re wondering: How can a six-year-old be accused of sexual assault? Did he get a girl to drop her diaper for beads? Convince her that she’d never make it to the first grade if she didn’t honk his acorn? Well, at the behest of the authorities, a […]
Terrorist. Murderer. Fiend. Yet there’s one crime we don’t like to admit Osama bin Laden’s guilty of: Possession of one Hell of a pair of these. I have a confession to make: I’m not the most patriotic of men. Yes, I’m very thankful to be born an American, but I’m […]
This weekend, I recorded a show about the royal wedding and how annoying all the hubbub surrounding it was. “What a brilliant idea,” thought John. “Not only do I get to vent about something that annoys me, but the mere mention of the royal wedding will generate untold traffic for […]
