Papa’s Basement co-host and friend Howard Heezy recorded this mash-up of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Dog Sh*t” and Gordon Lightfoot’s “If You Could Read My Mind“. It’s a fun listen and a pleasant way to distract yourself for a few minutes from your wife’s infidelity. Enjoy.
In my twilight years (which, at 31, I’ve officially entered), I seem to have lost my taste for alcohol. Well, not all alcohol. Each holiday season, the flame of drunkenness is rekindled by eggnog and other seasonal wuss drinks. Yes, I spend every November and December being a girl drink […]
The legacy of James Bond is a mixed bag for me. Some of my first memories are my dad ogling Bond girl jugs as we watched 007 marathons on TBS together. Later, as an adult, I viewed a few Bond movies via Netflix and realized that, other than the Sean […]
I think he’s the man you’re looking for, ladies. PS-I like how this post announces to the world that I spend my early afternoons cruising the WW4M section of Craigslist Casual Encounters. Because there are so many pairs of attractive women out there searching desperately for a threesome that they […]
Papa’s Basement is viewed as a show for the men, and that’s fine by me: When you’re a fountain of raw masculinity, it comes with the territory. But once in a while, I like to do a little something for the ladies. So, in this episode, I mention my nominee […]
Q. Papa: My wife is awful. She makes my life a living Hell. How do I get rid of her without going to jail or giving her half my money? P.S. We have kid.–Eunuch of Undisclosed Location A. Eunuch of Undisclosed Location: I have good news and bad news. The […]
How did the Papa’s Basement gang spend their Halloweens? Listen and find out. I, for example, went out and drank with lots of hot girls in sexy costumes, the details of which I vividly recount. It’s like pornographic theater of the mind. Go ahead, you have my permission to get […]
Another week, another computer-animated film designed to hit all the right notes with both child and adult audiences. This week, it’s Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph, featuring the fantastic John C. Reilly as the titular character, a video game villain who tires of being the bad guy and sets out to see […]
After watching all 18 episodes of Freaks and Geeks on Netflix in the span of a day (man that show was good), I got to thinking on air: Where exactly did I fit in high school clique-wise? And how about my co-hosts, Howard and Irina? If you feel like taking […]
