When did Robert De Niro quit? Because he did. There came a time, at some point, where he thought to himself, “I’ve given the world Jake LaMotta, Vito Corleone, Rupert Pupkin, Travis Bickle: Now it’s time to collect paychecks and bang sweet, black ass. Where is the script for Fockers […]
Enjoy the second episode of Papa’s Football Podcast, covering what happened in Week 1 and what’s to come in Week 2 of the NFL. It’s funny and we use words that got your mouth washed out with soap and it beats paying attention to your work so give it a […]
Can dating a none-too-bright person work if they’re super nice? And have peoples’ bodies changed over time? How else do you explain boobs like this (link NSWF)? And last but not least, is my technique for wiping odd? All this and more on the latest Papa’s Basement. Give a listen. […]
Is the zoo an inherently evil and depressing place? It’s a question I had to consider on a recent date there. I mean, don’t get me wrong, seeing monkeys rape each other to assert dominance is the greatest sight ever. But at what cost does it come? We also discuss […]
When you don’t have football, the next best thing is talking about football. That and assplay. Lucky for you, Howard and I have you covered on the talk side of that pleasure equation. Check out the season-opening episode of Papa’s Football Podcast over at pfpod.com. Click this link to be […]
Allison and I invent and play the game Wouldja? (and what a complex and original game it is) at the end of the episode, and it’s actually worth making it through the entire shebang for. What does Wouldja? consist of? Click and listen, you demanding such-and-such. There’s also a discussion […]
I was born in the 80s, the decade that invented quickie divorces. Meaning I had to attend the second (and third!) weddings of several of my delinquent friends’ mothers. This exposed me to some of the worst music of the decade because said moms were uniformly white trash with horrible […]
Allison’s childhood is a nonstop tale of woe. Every so often, though, she presents a nugget that manages to stand out as extra woeful. Woe squared, if you will. This was one of those times. Honestly, I have no idea how she managed to find a straight pedophile priest that […]
