Papa's Basement Radio Show 8-22-13-Area 51 Revealed

If you ever wanted to fake an alien abduction, this is the face to describe having anal probed you. — If you ever wanted to fake an alien abduction, this is the face you would describe belonging to they who anal probed you.

I was obsessed with aliens as a kid. Ghosts and Bigfoot, too, but aliens were the big one. I would watch Unsolved Mysteries, Mysteries From Beyond the Other Dominion and anything else that could put one of the weird, bee-eyed alien faces that consumed my thoughts on a TV screen. Years have passed, and the urge to learn more about aliens has been replaced with the urge to have sex or at least think about having sex, but the government’s opening up about Area 51 this week, alleged home of the Roswell UFO crash debris, still piqued my interest all these years later. We discuss childhood geekiness as well as the death of Laurie from That ’70s Show on a tender, poignant Papa’s Basement. Now click the button below and listen to the episode, ass.

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