Throw Momma from the Train — Papa’s Basement Show #435

An icy tumble has left my mom infirm, meaning I’ve become her 24/7 caretaker until she’s healed up. Hear all about mother’s descent into old ladyhood, my co-host Howard debating whether or not I’m trustworthy enough to be used as his best man in his upcoming wedding and a scientist’s discovery of a foolproof way of making people fall madly in love with you (it doesn’t even require you to have money in the bank or a penis large enough to land aircraft on!). How did we manage to fit all of that content into one hour? Well, the secret is doing so much coke before the show that you’ll hear our voices and think we’re John Moschitta selling Micro Machines.

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