I Solve The Baltimore Riots - Papa's Basement 449

The only thing more Baltimore than John Waters and Divine is Cal Ripken, Jr., beating Kevin Costner for banging his wife.

It’s not something you expect to do during the course of a comedic broadcast. I wanted to talk about the Mayweather – Pacquiao fight (crap). Discuss the new British princess. Get into how all little boys are pyromaniacs and we never grow out of it as men. But, somewhere in the last ten minutes of the show, the subject of the death of Freddie Gray comes up and, well…I solve all of America’s economic and race problems. I’m not trying to brag! It just happened! Click and enjoy the show and just know that the last ten minutes will give you wisdom unparallelled. Yes, this is a cheap ploy to get you to listen, but it isn’t like the rest of the show is a steaming pile of turds, so just do it, already.

(On a note unrelated to the show, if you want to do the Lord’s work and donate to the Kickstarter fund for my comic, The Spookies, you can do so by clicking here. The rewards for doing so are really incredible and delivered in a very timely manner, so please, if you can, contribute. Thanks!)

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