Papa's Basement 4-4-11-Candy Hair and Monster Mouse

Because who wants to hear the news of the day on time and from the mouth of a professional anchor when you can get it from us long after its relevance has faded? The gang and I discuss the Chicago teacher in deep trouble for mocking a student’s hair on Facebook, what one man found at the bottom of his can of Monster Energy Drink, and one celebrity who actually managed to pull off a solid April Fool’s Day prank. And, as if that weren’t enough (because it wasn’t), a former co-host returns for the day to show she’s still got the right stuff. Just what was in that kid’s hair? (I probably shouldn’t have linked to it if I didn’t want to spoil the surprise.) What would I do if found a mouse in my drink? Which celeb was it and what was the prank (and just how loosely can John define “celebrity”)? Was the aforementioned “right stuff” just a euphemism for breasts? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Papa’s Basement 4-4-11 (Left-click this link to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)