Reviewing The Cabin in the Woods Without Having Seen It
(Note: This one time, you shouldn’t lend too much credence to what I say, because, according to Rotten Tomatoes, Cabin is apparently the Citizen fucking Kane of slasher films. At […]
If you think watching The Three Stooges looks like a good idea this weekend, here are some other activities I think you might enjoy giving a try:
Get shot in the testicles by Robocop.
Huff some jenkem.
Those were just suggestions. Really, anything that will scour your seed from the face of the Earth is fine by me.
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