Here’s Madonna Pulling Out Her Nipple

It’s apparently theme day on Papa’s Basement, that theme being “Ghastly Female Nudity.” Because here’s a clip of Madonna pulling out her nipple over the weekend in Turkey. I was a huge fan of Madonna’s tits…20 years ago. Now they’re run down and depressing, like Detroit with an areola. When she yanks down her bra in this clip, I half expected sand to come pouring out of the nipple like a broken hourglass. At the very least, to hear a slide whistle go down.