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Awesome Aliens Kids Costumes (Maybe Pulling Out Isn’t All Upside)

admin October 30, 2012


I’m a huge fan of Alien Quadrilogy (which translates to loving Alien, worshiping Aliens, thinking Alien 3 is okay and pretending Alien Resurrection didn’t happen). So when I saw these pictures of babies being used as part of Aliens costumes making the rounds online today, it made me consider that maybe kids aren’t all bad. I mean, don’t get me wrong–they are. But the next time a woman tells me she’s late, maybe I’ll think twice before treating her to my infamous (and classy) breakfast-at-IHOP-we-can’t-keep-this-but-the-pancakes-are-on-me maneuver.

Aww, who’s little-wittle ribs are being crushed outward from within? Precious.

This costume is awesome. Right up until baby drops a deuce. Enjoy having that foul cloud pumped up into your face, dad.

And the coup de grâce–baby as Ripley with dad as the rest of the power loader. I guess if he’d really cared, he’d have built a mechanical suit the child could control. But I’ll forgive the laziness for now.

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