Papa’s Basement Talks Nipple Rings and Jew Camp
(No, not those Jew camps.) Thanks to Brenda for her kindly work and dedication on this one, and look forward to more “videos” from us in the future.
(No, not those Jew camps.) Thanks to Brenda for her kindly work and dedication on this one, and look forward to more “videos” from us in the future.
I hate sick people. Be it a friend with the sniffles or a kid in a mall coughing with their mouth open, guess what? I wish I could load your body into a landfill then light the place on fire. The problem is that dealing with the sick during fall […]
I could have taken this review as an opportunity to crap all over The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and its lousy theatrical poster that makes it look like the cast is answering a call of “News team, assemble!” But I wont. Because, as much as it pains me […]
Papa’s Basement gives you the breakdown on sleeping with coworkers. How to do it. How to get away with it. How to get that kinda cute lady janitor to film it all. Click below and pour the knowledge in that malleable brain of yours. Click here to listen to this […]
Q. Papa: I have a co-worker I despise. He is a one-upper and a self-appointed expert on everything, routinely using phrases like “In my previous experience” and “Well, I’ve always said.” He’s only 26, though, so there’s no way he actually has experience or even knows his ass from his […]
Papa’s Basement co-host and friend Howard Heezy recorded this mash-up of Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s “Dog Sh*t” and Gordon Lightfoot’s “If You Could Read My Mind“. It’s a fun listen and a pleasant way to distract yourself for a few minutes from your wife’s infidelity. Enjoy.
In my twilight years (which, at 31, I’ve officially entered), I seem to have lost my taste for alcohol. Well, not all alcohol. Each holiday season, the flame of drunkenness is rekindled by eggnog and other seasonal wuss drinks. Yes, I spend every November and December being a girl drink […]
The legacy of James Bond is a mixed bag for me. Some of my first memories are my dad ogling Bond girl jugs as we watched 007 marathons on TBS together. Later, as an adult, I viewed a few Bond movies via Netflix and realized that, other than the Sean […]
I think he’s the man you’re looking for, ladies. PS-I like how this post announces to the world that I spend my early afternoons cruising the WW4M section of Craigslist Casual Encounters. Because there are so many pairs of attractive women out there searching desperately for a threesome that they […]