To get in the weekend Halloween party mood (and because I didn’t want to come up with any content today), here are some old Halloween-themed episodes of Papa’s Basement. I’d say enjoy, but they might be really bad. Like a Christmas when your dad was fired a few weeks prior, […]
For all of those who accuse Papa’s Basement of being a house of misogyny, we sure do love our women around here. Except, we do it right. We don’t sing paeans to Kate Upton or other girls that everyone’s currently steaming their undies to. Nope, we go obscure. The elevator […]
Q. Papa: My mother is getting on in years, and I’ve recently had to begin advising her in life because, at this point, I know as much if not more so than her about how the world works. She hates this, and ignores me because, to her, I’m nothing more […]
THOUGHTS FROM THE GAME RGIII is Amazing–Really going out on a limb with this one. Before the season began, I figured it would be a story of how the Redskins mortgaged their future for a quarterback who revealed himself to be, at best, a slow learner of the NFL’s ways. […]
The trailer for Iron Man 3 was released today, and if you were thinking to yourself, “It’s been too long since a film adaptation of a children’s comic book depressed me like my soul had been kicked in the testicles,” you’re in luck, because it’s bleak as hell. It stops […]
I’ll be the first to admit I’m a bit of a hypochondriac. I became really OCD as a kid about germs and have never fully outgrown it. So when I say that I got infected with the famed, incurable “brain-eating amoeba” naegleria fowleri over the weekend by rinsing my nose […]
Q. Papa: I was dating a really nice guy. In fact, things were perfect in the relationship until we decided to have sex. His pants came off and that’s when my heart broke. While erect, he was smaller than my ring finger. Worse, once inside me, he lasted under 90 […]
The latest episode of our football side project. Should Alex Smith just die already? If you touch RGIII’s penis, will your hands turn to gold? Also, our week seven picks. Enjoy the show. Click here to listen to the brand new episode of the Football Progrum.
Do you remember Raffi? If you are my age or an older pedophile, the answer is “yes”. On today’s Papa’s Basement, we debate whether or not Raffi was a sleeper agent, sent to soften the minds of American children and make them weak to psychological warfare 20 years later. Obviously, […]