THOUGHTS FROM THE GAME RGIII is the Real Deal–For two decades, the Redskins have lacked a real quarterback. You know, that guy who, when the game hangs in the balance, takes things on his shoulders and wins the damn thing because failure is not in his vocabulary. He’s akin to […]
Joshua Jackson revealed last week that his ex-girlfriend Katie Holmes, after her breakup from Tom Cruise, gave him a call to “see how he was doing.” Now, I’m a man and, thus, have what the French refer to as “le penois” between my legs, so I’ve never seen an episode […]
We don’t typically do sports radio on Papa’s Basement, but when we do, 1. It means something pretty nuts happened and 2. We do the ish outta it. We do it so hard that sports radio has to lie back, smoke a cigarette afterward and coo, “My husband never gives […]
Sometimes, in my humble opinion. It’s hard to describe an episode of this radio show. They can cover so much ground. Like this one for example. I think the topics mentioned include asparagus pee stench and pranks you can pull with it, my body betraying itself at the tender age […]
Most of the time, my “Reviewing X Without Having Seen It” articles are a chance to make fun of movies that anyone with a brain realizes will be utter crap. There are rare instances, however, when Hollywood lets a film slip out that might not be a complete dumpster fire. […]
Were you aware that Pepto Bismol turns your poop a tar-black shade? I am now. My ass has behaved like a malfunctioning Slurpee machine for two days after eating a certain food from a certain ethnic restaurant. Want to know the food? The ethnic restaurant? What massive novel I managed […]
Without fail, the arc of a Redskins season follows that of Requiem for a Dream‘s narrative: Things start off okay. Yes, the characters are flawed, but they have a chance. They have hopes and dreams and maybe, just maybe, they’re going to make it. Then, in the second stage, a […]
Up until the final five minutes of the episode, this was a normal episode of Papa’s Basement–brilliant humor, perfect comedic timing, humble show host–you know, the basics. Then, a funny thing happened–A TORNADO HIT THE STUDIO. Did my co-host Howard and I react with a calm, collected cool? Or did […]
In the history of movie making, two good horror films have been produced: The Exorcist and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There might be a few others I genuinely respect that I’m forgetting, but I enjoy starting off articles with grandiose, pompous statements that inflame and titillate. Despite my prejudice against […]