This may be a shock to some of you who know me in real life and can testify to my both my chiseled physique and limitless professional success, but I have zero discipline or focus. If something feels good in the moment, I do it. See a donut? Eat it. […]
I’m going to level with you guys: I have zero idea what this episode was about. I know I recorded it with Veronica and Doug and it was done early in July. So my apologies if it’s filled with statements like, “No way does security at movies need to be […]
PG-13 horror is like gay porn: Remove the descriptor, and you’re left with a word I might have been interested in. The Apparition is the latest in a long line of non-R rated cash grabs designed to pry away the allowance money of our nation’s morbidly obese, academically under achieving […]
My week has been spent (devoured?) taking care of my friend’s rescue dog. She did a noble thing in adopting it, but, after logging a few days with the creature, I’m beginning to think she should have let nature *cough* euthanasia *cough* take its course. Listen to this episode of […]
I am currently watching a friend’s dog while she’s away on vacation. It was presented to me as a pretty easy job: Stop by a few times a day, let the dog out to do its business, feed it, make sure it has water and then accept with a smile […]
I’ll never get the Taylor Swift thing. She’s got ^_^ eyes, no real body, and is maybe the most psycho girlfriend I’ve ever heard of (we talk about the latest target of her lovestalking, 18-year-old Conor Kennedy — RFK’s grandson — in the episode). Thankfully, she isn’t the target of […]
Before I begin, I want to apologize for the lack of writing on the site. Life’s been a pain in the ass lately, and Google took a shit on my ranking for some reason, so even fewer people are coming through here than before. I promise to not take another […]
“Never look at anything right before going to sleep” is the lesson to take away from this episode of Papa’s Basement. Because I might have looked at a certain image on my Facebook wall right before passing out. And it might have caused me to have dreams of the person […]
“Everyone has one thing, you think? I mean everyone’s given one special thing, right?” -Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights On today’s show, I confess to my co-host what my one special thing is. That which I do better than any other (because it sure as hell isn’t run a good website […]