Being self-employed has its perks. One of them is I make my own hours, meaning that I could take half a week to help a friend film a short puppet movie he’s making down in Richmond. Richmond is a great city filled with loose, ink-covered college girls who live for […]
My apologies for not getting this “article” out on Friday. Or Monday. Or Tuesday. Between the locksmith business I own and spending a few days working on the set of an educational puppet movie (strangely enough, that’s not a euphemism for anything sexual), something had to give. Another weekend, another […]
It’s rare, but, once in a while, I go out and socialize. Thankfully Friday was one of those evenings I cleaned the cobwebs out of my pussy long enough to attend my buddy Othello’s going away party, because some crazy, tragically hilarious shit went down there. Want to find out […]
Howard and I debate the recent Chick-fil-A fracas (my take can be read here.) Do we swear to never visit the establishment again? Or do we extend the love of Christ to them and forgive their homo-hatin’ hearts? Listen to the episode of my radio show linked right below and […]
A few weeks ago, it came to light that Chick-fil-A had donated $2 million to anti-gay groups. This is information I could have gone without hearing, and it’s information that, typically, I wouldn’t have because I don’t go seeking it out. I’m not particularly political. I’d enjoy a small government […]
If you’ve ever listened to my radio show and are stupid (those things have a habit of going hand in hand), you might think I dislike Jewish people. Nothing could be further from the truth. How is it dislike when I say that, on average, Jews tend to have their […]
Everyone knows that the best shows are the ones where my mom randomly calls in and you can hear the insanity I inherited spoken with in older, female voice. This time she really hits it out of the park, telling us why she would have speed-bagged Telly Savalas’ nuts in […]
There’s a moment when you’re about to sleep with an attractive woman that I call “smilerection”–You smile, because banging attractive women is awesome, and you get an erection, because that’s how sex is made (or so I’ve heard on the playground). Clicking on the aggregate Rotten Tomatoes rating for The […]
The mass-shooting in Aurora, CO has led to a bit of “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” when discussing The Dark Knight Rises. But being the brave soldiers we are over at Papa’s Basement, we knew there was a job to be done. So we set aside […]