Vancouver’s Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada pageant (what the fuck does Miss Universe Canada mean?) after it was discovered she was born a man. Talackova is quoted as saying, “I’m disqualified, however I’m not giving up. I’m not going to just let them disqualify me […]
Mad Men returned for its fifth season Sunday after what seemed like a 19 year hiatus, and my tv-rection could not have been bigger. You can’t help but love that show for so many reasons: Fantastic writing and beautiful retro sets. Christina Hendricks’ tits threatening to pop out of her […]
Are you familiar with The Crying Game? An early-90s thriller with one of the greatest twists in movie history? Well, this episode is Papa’s Basement’s Crying Game. The story my co-host and brother Will tells in the last 15 minutes of the show is a figurative penis where a vagina […]
Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and inflation have thrown most adults into a state of chaos; the nation’s youth culture responds with unprecedented violence, delinquency, and […]
Click on the photo above to watch The Killing Season 1 on Netflix now. I don’t know how AMC keeps doing it. The network responsible for Mad Men, Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead can take credit for producing yet another engrossing series, The Killing, which I just finished obsessively […]
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What people might not be aware of is how the District relishes fucking its own, too. Listen to one of the […]
Jeff, Who Lives At Home is the other movie I’m turning my attention to today. It’s apparently a comedy. About a guy who lives at home, one would be punctilious in assuming. I’m sure whichever character doesn’t play Jeff is responsible for getting Jeff out of his shell and, in […]
The majority of my movie reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Many would attribute that to me being a pessimist: I believe it’s because most movies are garbage and should refer to themselves as “time machines that brought you 90 minutes closer to the grave without enriching your life in the slightest.” […]
I pride myself in a certain amount of sports knowledge and fandom, in part because I was a tubby, geeky pud as a kid, and being able to talk sports with my fellow geeky pud peers in the smart kid classes provided a shred of normalcy in our childhoods rife […]