Whitney Houston died Saturday night. Though no official cause has been named yet, it was drugs. The sad thing about Whitney is that she spent the second half of her career taking a runny crackhead shit on the first half. If you’re an artist that gets hooked on drugs, everyone […]
Sorry I didn’t upload much this week. It was time for my annual crippling sinus infection and I’ve spent Tuesday onward lying in my own snotty filth playing video games and eating junk food. (I’m the only person on Earth who manages to gain weight while sick.) Hopefully my throat […]
There are scummy, cheating douche bags, and then there is the guy that two-timed my co-host, Veronica. Listen to the extent of his deception (and take notes if you’re looking for advice on how to cheat like a pro). Fortunately, his loss is your gain, because I spend the episode […]
I’d prefer a return to the days of Up with People to Madonna. At least they have comedic value. For a league that fields the finest sports product known to the face of the Earth, the NFL (if you were expecting me to say anything other than the NFL, please […]
To tell the truth, it isn’t the easiest job coming up up with good ideas for this site. Episodes of my radio show fill some of the gaps, and the NFL (which I’ll be losing after the Super Bowl) eats a few pages, but, by and large, I’m pulling these […]
My new obsession with the BBC comedy Gavin & Stacey led me to a startling conclusion: I’ve watched a lot of sappy TV in my day. Share in the fun as I purge myself on air of my television demons. Papa’s Basement 1-30-12 (Left-click this link or press the “play” […]
I tend to be a logical, keeps-his-cool kinda guy. Not to the degree of Mr. Spock, mind you, though I do view him as a role model for how all humans should behave. (Feel free to play “Guess At What Age The Author Lost His Virginity” in the comments section […]
Mine is a life of dichotomies. I log countless hours at the gym yet have a booth on reserve at the Great American Buffet. I love sex, yet panic after every fling that I’ve both impregnated the woman I slept and contracted HIV. And I know no greater rush than […]
In all of man’s time on this Earth, one of his biggest questions has been “What happens to me after death?” Well, question no longer. My co-host Veronica and I answer that question. It didn’t even take us the whole episode, either. Like 30 minutes tops, leaving us time to […]