*Unless it’s on HBO and I’m sitting unswashed on my couch at 3pm on a Sunday, in which case, sure, what the hell. The Social Network tells the tale of a Jew who attended Harvard and went on to make billions of dollars. Now I know that’s a story we […]
Do you wish someone a happy MLK day? It sounds a little morbid, given the whole assassination aspect of it all. What I do know is this: Enough of you are off work today and thus not online that I ain’t writing sheeeeit. Instead, I’m going to go eat my […]
Hear about the various horrible jobs I worked before getting into radio, like personal training and starring in a snuff film. We also talk NFL playoffs, but in a girly, “pick teams by the color of their jerseys” kind of way. Papa’s Basement 1-17-11 (Left-click this link to listen to […]
The Sopranos really was one of the most spectacular shows ever created. Nuanced, expertly acted, rife with dramatic tension, not to mention a surprising number of tremendous laughs. The scene above works because it fires on all these cylinders. Within five seconds, it’s already introduced you to tizzone, a slur […]
I have a cat (there’s something inherently creepy about a heterosexual male saying that, but bear with me). It craps in a box, lives on a pillow under the heater, only intermittently shows any interest in me and, every few years, costs me several hundred dollars at the vet. But […]
Another dusting of snow, another out of proportion reaction from the DC area. At least this time people stopped short of bartering their women for milk and toilet paper, but, given I was able to clean my car with my coat sleeve, any reaction whatsoever was embarrassing and juvenile. (Also, […]
The other day I got to thinking that there are a crapton of books from my childhood I barely remember. Countless novels I either napped through as they were read aloud to the class or that I churned through so quickly in order to claim my Book It! points that […]
“You’re gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn’t it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don’t know shit?” –Brodie, Mallrats In this man’s estimation, the first two rounds of the NFL playoffs* are the greatest two weekends of the year. Four football games-two […]
We’re back from vacation and, while I want to heed the wisdom of Winston Wolf, I think we do a hell of a job on this one. The story Will tells about publicly defecating makes me laugh so hard that I’m left coughing up phlegm for the rest of the […]