Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out! Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out! Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
When last we left off, our plucky protagonist had just been scarred for life by a parent-teacher conference that featured him confessing to his teacher his non-stop pornographic fantasies in which she held a starring role. It was my mom’s idea. And this was my first grade teacher. I was […]
For as long as I can remember, I never got girls. They were something you stared at, but not something you talked to or interacted with. It might tie into my filthy Greek gorilla DNA, which matured me to a horny, pre-pubescent state by age 4, well ahead of the […]
I was out performing my locksmith duties yesterday which, thankfully, consisted mostly of changing the locks on foreclosed homes, barring their families from ever reentering the premises. What can I say; my ass moved back home as of last week, so I’m in full-bore hater mode. Right now, in terms […]
I’m going to make this one short and sweet, a courtesy this piece of cinematic shit didn’t see fit to extend to its audience. Let me state, unequivocally, that I love the first two Terminator films. I can quote them backwards and forwards, hum a pitch-perfect rendition of the theme […]
Wow, I still have a show, apparently! The boys discuss John & Kate Plus 8 (plus Kate’s titanic clown car of a vagina), the American Idol finale and John wisely picking up hitchhikers on a DC street at 3am. What could have possibly gone wrong? Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will
Hey, the title doesn’t always have to be effin Wordsworth…while driving home at 3 in the morning in downtown DC, I picked up some hitchhikers. Merrily singing along to my Hawthorne Heights cd (eat shit; I know they suck, but I’m just happy to have a disc recorded in the […]
The other day I was driving out of my neighborhood for a fast food breakfast (the only means of maintaining as stunning a physique such as mine). I awoke after 11am (yes, it was a weekday. Don’t judge me, or I’ll be force to remind you that the song “We […]
By next time this week, I’ll have moved back in to my mom’s house. That is punch line enough; no need to gild the lily. So let’s go over what steps you young folk out there need to take in order to have a life that follows the trajectory of […]