This past Friday, the world awoke to find every mention of Hulk Hogan, the man who put the WWF (I refuse to say WWE) on the map, scrubbed from the company’s website. Their store. Their clips. Their history. Everything. It would be like the Yankees removed Babe Ruth from their […]
The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh […]
I love Craigslist. Not for casual sexual encounters, mind you (during my single days, I seem to remember anyone giving it away on CL looks like a Towering Inferno-sized dumpster fire), but for buying and re-selling used video games. Yes, the shelves of my abode give those of GameStop a […]
First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop […]
There are weak movie sequels. For example, while I amply enjoy Predator 2, it in no way achieves the operatic heights of its predecessor (I know that comes off sounding sarcastic. I assure you, I mean every word). And then there are sequels so bad that they diminsh the good […]
My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the […]
I don’t have much that brings me joy in life. TV is high on the list of things I do enjoy, though (carpe diem!). So I was excited about the release of Orange Is The New Black‘s third season. Until I watched it. Hear all about why it stank on […]
For those that focus on news that actually matters in this world, the story of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who pretended to be part black and reinvent herself as an NAACP in Spokane, WA, might have slipped under the radar. But I don’t do a news show, I do […]
It’s good to be back. After spending the first minutes of the show explaining why there hasn’t been an effing show in two weeks, Howard (yes, Howard!) mocks me mercilessly for revealing that I got up at 5 am to wait outside Target in order to make sure that I […]
