I don’t have much that brings me joy in life. TV is high on the list of things I do enjoy, though (carpe diem!). So I was excited about the release of Orange Is The New Black‘s third season. Until I watched it. Hear all about why it stank on […]
For those that focus on news that actually matters in this world, the story of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who pretended to be part black and reinvent herself as an NAACP in Spokane, WA, might have slipped under the radar. But I don’t do a news show, I do […]
It’s good to be back. After spending the first minutes of the show explaining why there hasn’t been an effing show in two weeks, Howard (yes, Howard!) mocks me mercilessly for revealing that I got up at 5 am to wait outside Target in order to make sure that I […]
You can see how simple mankind is based upon what we spend the most time viewing. We like to watch things blow up and we like to watch people fuck. In fact, the first footage ever filmed was of a guy plowing a broad over the hood of a Model […]
“Ay yi yi! Es Josh Duggar! Me ha molestado!” With these words, the world learned of the molestorial (that isn’t a word) misdeeds of Josh Duggar, the oldest child of Jim Bob (that is, somehow, a name) and Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting fame, who apparently touched several […]
Recorded mere hours before the Mad Men series finale, Eva and I give our predictions for what happens. She took a serious stab at things, I predicted the episode would begin with Roger eating a steak for 17 uninterrupted minutes with a visible erection. Crazier things have happened. We also […]
After a weekend spent at the VA Comicon, I’m here to declare that Richmond, VA is the greatest city on Earth in its history. I mean, what rivals it? New York City? Overpriced elitist shithole. London? Sure, if you want to be buried in a sea of bad teeth and […]
We are a country hurtling toward political extremes. On the right, the Tea Party would like you to believe that if you don’t get erect at the thought of the Constitution as you battle any semblance of government and pray at the altar of completely unregulated capitalism, you might as […]
It’s not something you expect to do during the course of a comedic broadcast. I wanted to talk about the Mayweather – Pacquiao fight (crap). Discuss the new British princess. Get into how all little boys are pyromaniacs and we never grow out of it as men. But, somewhere in […]
