My cohostess Allison reveals that, as a woman, she is bombarded via text and social media with pictures of penises from men she has barely spoken to. What’s even funnier, some of them are really, really ugly. Is this a common occurrence? Do women get subjected to this all over […]
I cannot confirm the veracity of this story. Let’s just start out with that. But one of my cohostesses, Irina, claims that Derek Jeter, after a game against your Baltimore Orioles, tried to dump a load in her at The Capital Grille. Allegedly. I can’t stress allegedly enough. Hear her […]
For those that don’t know, LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded by his former girlfriend V. Stiviano (pictured above) saying that he didn’t want her bringing black people to LA Clippers games. Bringing black people to a basketball game is a bit like bringing sand to the beach, so […]
A quick flip through this list of married gay celebs really challenged my ideas of marriage. Not in some deep sort of way, mind you: I just figured that rich gay dudes would marry young good looking twinks and lesbians would marry other broads of similar ages and looks. Turns […]
We welcome Brother Will back onto the show as we talk about having Greek Easter and White Person Easter (as we have called American Easter since we were kids) fall on the same day this year, co-hostess Allison going under the knife for surgery today, most of all, the ONE […]
Forgive the quick and dirty episode description, I just want to get this up so you all have an episode to listen to over the weekend. The talented and kind Shawn F. calls in and discusses his visit to the Opie & Anthony studios. I try to contribute but: 1. […]
According to the Wikipedia entry for the book Heaven Is for Real, it tells the story of a kid named Colton Burpo who almost croaked during surgery. (I’m assuming he needed surgery because his classmates beat the holy motherfuck out of him for having a name like Colton Burpo.) In […]
Thanks again to all of you who donated to the Kickstarter fund for The Spookies. The financial goal was crushed and we now can publish the damn thing so you have a paper copy to read on the bowl when dropping your mighty, comic-loving mud. In the meantime, enjoy this […]
The movie Predator is what taught me to be a man. My dad cashed in his chips at the Above Ground Casino when I was 20 and I was left looking for role models to fill in. After reading The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, I decided Arnold Schwarzenegger was […]