Best Halloween Candy-Papa's Basement Podcast

To everyone who thinks pumpkin flavor isn't awesome, explain to me how the same crap that makes up candy corn pressed into the shape of a pumpkin makes it taste a hundred times better. I rest my case. — To everyone who thinks pumpkin flavor isn’t awesome, explain to me how the same crap that makes up candy corn pressed into the shape of a pumpkin makes it taste a hundred times better. I rest my case.

It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer that question for the ages on the latest Papa’s Basement. “But John,” you may incorrectly think, “isn’t that a matter of opinion and nothing you can actually answer?” How little you’ve heard the show, new listener. How little you’ve heard.

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