Brent Musburger Ogles AJ McCarron’s Girlfriend

The big news from last night’s National Championship, given its status as a lopsided disembowelment, was Brent Musburger singling out Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron’s girlfriend in the stands and carrying on about what a piece of ass she was. Apparently, in this country, it’s okay to spend your entire life preening and dressing to be identified as a gorgeous, vapid cum-dumpster, yet the instant a man notices and vocalizes that you are indeed an object of sexual arousal (which, given how this girl lives, is literally her one goal in life), it’s a national scandal. You’d figure after the whole Sandusky affair, college football would put on a pedestal anyone who loudly proclaimed his love of good, old fashioned p-in-v.

I don’t get it. It’s not like Brent said he wanted to eat this chick’s box until he could taste her cervix. He conveyed that he found her attractive, which any heterosexual man outside of the Nation of Islam would. (They’d find her hot, too, but would lie about it.) And if anyone has an issue with the man’s age (73, I believe) versus hers, shut up now. Do you think you’ll stop being attracted to young scooch because you’re old? No one likes wrinkly vag. It is the face of the grim reaper. In your twilight, you will pick your partners in the nursing home based upon who has the hottest granddaughters that visit them so you can “coincidentally” be in the room during their appearances, then sprint off to your own tomb-with-a-view immediately afterward to pop a Viagra and beat one out while her scent is still on you from the halfhearted hug she gave.

Brent, I salute you for taking the time to show the world a piece of ass and letting us all know that, at 73, you still have a few nails left in the carpenter’s belt. If that young lady had any class at all, she’d text you a video of her performing the ping pong ball trick. Hopefully, she was raised to respect her elders.

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