Reviewing Need For Speed Without Having Seen It
No one is going to watch Need For Speed. It’s based on some racing video game franchise that I have no idea about because the only good franchises for sophisticated […]
Here’s footage of commentator Brent Musburger appreciating a few Iowa State girls taking a selfie. This is apparently news because, to some, what Brent said was creepy and disgusting (which was also said by those same people when he ogled Jenn Sterger and former Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine Webb.) Well, guess what folks: Just cause a dude is old, doesn’t mean his libido dies. In fact, if you’re lucky, it’ll live on like a memory of the Alamo.
These girls went to great lengths to look really good for their peers and anyone else who happened to see them when they went out to the game. Should Brent be forced to not acknowledge that and don a chastity cage and ball crusher like some cuckold because his virility makes some uncomfortable? Unless he orders security to pluck these girls from the audience so he can Multiple Miggs them or demand his prostate be milked by their tongues, I think we’re okay. What a sad, sexless, puritanical country this truly is. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch some Italian nip slips because apparently even a country that pow-wowed with the Nazis is cooler about sex than we are.
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