Is there a more sympathetic figure than a towering blonde boldly declaring her Germanic heritage? Nein!Britt McHenry is a former DC-area sports reporter who graduated to ESPN about a year ago. This week, she landed a one-week suspension for getting caught on tape berating an attendant who worked for the towing company that nabbed her vehicle. As far as people I feel for go, I’m not sure who’s lower on the totem pole: The statuesque blonde who’s probably gotten every break in the book since age 14 due to her looks or the employee of a predatory towing company. Co-hostess Eva reenacts the audio of Miss McHenry (whom she is now in love with, by the way) on-air, and we also cover a veterinarian who shot a cat in the head with an arrow and then posted a photo of her deed on Facebook. The stupid bitch somehow thought it was a good idea. Because, you know, the Internet doesn’t have a hardon for cats or anything. But yeah, that’s what people who bring sick cats to you for treatment want to see, idiot. As Jesus once said to Paul after a fight with Mary Magdalene, “Boy, would I like to choke out that cunt.”
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