So far, we’ve had the cool guy and the criminal. Now, it’s time to hit you with the ladies’ man. And, in the annals of film, there has never been a ladies’ man like David Wooderson. “Who is David Wooderson?,” you might ask, if you were an awful being that […]
My “Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” series began with Ferris Bueller in the “cool guy” slot. Today, we’re going to go with the criminal. Because, no matter how good your life is, henchmen and the freedom to murder your foes would make it that much better. I considered […]
Over the next few days, I’ll be writing a series about the five movie characters men most wish they were. Because, let’s be honest, unless you’re one of those rare people whose days consist of doing what you love and making a good living at it, you probably spend the […]
Yesterday, while sifting through the usual maze of dick pill spam that is my inbox, I received a rather innocuously titled email: “Important Netflix Account Info: Price Change and New Plans.” “Hey,” I thought to myself, “Change makes us grow as a person, and I like new things! After all, […]
Continuing in the proud Papa’s Basement tradition of film reviews written well after opening weekend (rendering them useless to the majority of you), I present my take on a comedy I had high hopes for: Horrible Bosses. While the premise didn’t seem particularly inventive (three workers who are saddled with […]
A few months ago, while watching FX‘s Archer, I saw a preview for Wilfred, the network’s new show about a depressed man who, along with the viewer, sees his neighbor’s dog Wilfred as a vice-laden human in a dog suit. One could assume that the majority of the show’s humor […]
In a turn of events that could only be funnier if the girl were underage (not gross underage. You know, grey zone underage, like 12), Chris Hansen, a reporter who rose to prominence snaring pedophiles on film for the show To Catch a Predator, was busted on camera this week […]
On Monday, June 20, at approximately 3:30 am, Ryan Dunn died when the Porsche (bastard) he was driving swerved off the road at speeds approaching 140 mph. “Who the fuck is Ryan Dunn and why should I care?” you might be thinking to yourself, especially if your name is John […]
Everyone has songs they’re ashamed to admit they love. For example, I’m unable to turn the dial any time Ke$ha’s “Your Love is My Drug” comes on. Ke$ha’s a cow who can eat my ass for making me hit shift plus the “4” key every time I should be typing […]