Comics, like wrestling and baseball, are something I love learning the history and story of, yet am disgusted by the thought of actively consuming. For example, while I’ve read André the Giant’s Wikipedia page five times (conservatively), I would rather give myself a bullet suppository using a rifle barrel applicator […]
No one is going to watch Need For Speed. It’s based on some racing video game franchise that I have no idea about because the only good franchises for sophisticated men of my advanced palate and years are Mario, Zelda and Castlevania. If a game series made its debut on […]
I’m getting old. It’s an undeniable fact. And getting old comes with plenty of downside. I’m graying. My hair’s thinning, too. My capacity for physical exertion seems reduced. To be honest, I’m a few years removed from my body becoming a complete dumpster fire. But there are perks to being […]
People like to cry the word “racism” at things I don’t believe are all that racist. For example, when Paula Deen admitted under oath that she had used the word “nigger” so man years ago that it predated the Emancipation Proclamation, did it really matter in any way, shape or […]
I saw the movie Her by Spike Jonez and loved it, and, if you have any interest in the movie, please give this episode a listen so you know what you’re in store for. Also, this was my first solo show in a while (and first ever at home) and […]
The only bad thing I have to say about Her is that I keep slipping up and calling the film She when talking about it with other people, which in turn causes them to look at me like I’m a fucking imbecile who’s referring to it as “Talking Robot Movie […]
Let’s dispense with the drama and brace yourself for some shocking news: I think Tyler Perry is garbage. I don’t mean that personally, of course. God bless him for rising from homelessness to achieve what he has, and I feel bad the guy can’t suck cock all willy-nilly as he […]
I’m going to keep this short and sweet: The original Thor was the least-plausible comic book film I have ever seen. It wasn’t because of the story, which featured frost giants taking over a mythical land located at the end of a rainbow, as I recall. It wasn’t because of […]
Last Vegas scares the living piss out of me. Not because it’s spectacularly bad (it seems merely normally bad). No, Last Vegas represents more than a movie. It represents an idea. And that idea is a return to Kings of Comedy-itis. Permit me to explain. The Original Kings of Comedy […]