A Greek school shooter. Finally, a subject I’m qualified to discuss. I’ll make this short and sweet: Being raised ethnically Greek outside of the two Greek neighborhoods still left in this country sucks. Your name is weird. Your food is weird (it’s not all baklava and yogurt, you ignoramuses). Your […]
We talk about “incels,” aka the involuntarily celibate, who have gained notoriety for producing a spate of recent murderers, among them Elliot Rodger. Is it bad for a group of guys not getting laid to rage out together as long as that rage is only turned inward? And, for those […]
Shawn Westfall, founder of the Unified Scene Theater in Washington, D.C. has taught me improv for a while now and has also come to be a friend (meaning we hang out, bitch about the injustices of life, and then part ways, somehow more bitter than we were before our conversation). […]
Marvel’s Infinity War is soon to be the highest-grossing film of all time (and probably will be by the time you read this). And, if there’s one refrain I’ve heard online, it’s this: “Please don’t spoil the film for me.” The problem is, Infinity War is the least-spoilable movie that […]
A Quiet Place is a fantastic film that most of the show’s cast, by this point, has seen. Those same members of the cast are also huge fans of The Office and, for those of us that are, it’s impossible to see John Krasinski on screen and not be reminded […]
This episode is about two things: 1. my new favorite website, Reddit’s Dead Bedrooms, where anyone that has been or is currently in a relationship where there is zero sex can gripe to a friendly audience, and 2. my favorite, unintentionally hilarious sound clip, which I play roughly 50 times […]
Comedians Travis Dorward and Jesse Robinson are in studio and talking about the biggest lies they’ve ever busted out on their Tinder matches. Mind you, these aren’t lies to get them laid: No, Travis apparently is doing so well with the ladies, that he can piss all over every connection […]
First, the good: There are still helpful people in this world, and veteran and DC-area comedian Dan Kaufman is one of them. He’s come in studio to promote a stand-up show he’s hosting April 21st at Summers in Arlington, VA to benefit his charity, Vets Float, as well as a […]
We were treated this week to a visit in studio from Howard’s awesome infant daughter, Josie. And I love that kid…but after she spent most of her time behind the mic sleeping, crying and taking dumps (like father, like daughter), I wondered: Are kids worth it? (Actually, it’s a question […]
