I got half of my wisdom teeth yanked this week, which I’ve mostly healed up from, but I spent the better part of the last few days sounding like Larry Flynt after he suffered a stroke. The episode discusses the fun of getting my teeth pulled while wide awake because […]
Well, after eight years, I have finally gotten off my gigantic Greek ass and come up with a way to make a few coins off the Papa’s Basement Show. (Actually, that’s not entirely accurate: Patreon came up with it.) What is Patreon, you may ask? It’s a company that lets […]
(As a preamble to the episode description, I want to present this link to the Papa’s Basement Patreon. For those unfamiliar with Patreon, it lets you contribute monthly to smaller content producers – like us – that you love. The link also has a funny video we took months working […]
I’m not really familiar with Leslie Jones. She’s apparently on SNL, and produced this bit of wisdom for the show (which resonates with me as I come to grips with the reality that, with each passing day, my odds of making it as they relate to my age look roughly […]
Pokémon Go has arrived, and the world is losing its mind. I am as well, but not because I love the game: I’m a Nintendo nut and knew this game was going to be huge months ago. Did I get off my ass and buy any stock, which has now […]
It’s a contentious time in this nation’s history: Pokemon Go has us fighting over PokeGyms and tiny monsters. We are busy either murdering or being murdered by cops. And I wouldn’t trust presumptive nominees of the country’s main political parties to not cheat at a game of Monopoly much less […]
One of my favorite episodes of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia is titled “Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender.” The episode’s premise is that show protagonist Dennis Reynolds bears a more-than-passing resemblance to Wendell Shorteyes, a recently released child molester who moves into his neighborhood. Dennis grows increasingly exasperated […]
It isn’t often you get to meet your heroes. And, if you do, sometimes the circumstances stink, like Muhammad Ali pounding the shit out of a young, impressionable George Foreman in Kinshasa so many years ago. But, once in a rare instance, when the Almighty pauses to shotgun another cosmically […]
After all that happened in Orlando on Sunday at Pulse Nightclub, there wasn’t much else to talk about this week. Well, except for Christina Grimmie, a singer from the Voice, getting shot and killed in Orlando. And a toddler getting eaten by an alligator. In Orlando. Clearly, Orlando is Spanish […]
