The words I posted above are complete bs. Joffrey, the character on Game of Thrones who took unlikeablility to heights not seen since the Third Reich is dead as hell. Allison and I talk about our favorite moments from last night’s episode, as well as the premier of Mad Men‘s […]
Somehow, a former wrestler who consumed steroids as if they were mana is dead of heart problems. I’m as dumbfounded as you. RIP Ultimate Warrior. We go over Warrior’s eerily prescient final speech, in which he pretty much tells the audience he’s going to die at any moment. We also […]
I have never seen How I Met Your Mother. Not a lick. I’ve heard good things, but I’ve yet to take the Netflix plunge and gorge upon it. However, I have heard over the past week just how unsatisfying to every fan of the show the finale was. For whatever […]
Current comedy writer and former adult star Alia Janine calls in to discuss her life and projects. It’s good. She is the opposite of me in that she’s accomplished things in her life and people would pay to see her naked. I also debate if The Hangover Part III was […]
We record on April Fool’s Day, aka the worst holiday of the year. Topics include why we hate it, how Allison managed to get our show kicked off our timeslot with its dirty talk, if Morgan Spurlock is played out and a reading of the names of all those who […]
Because making fun of lists like this never gets old, we dig through “50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men” and see if there is any validity to it whatsoever. We also cover the Kickstarter campaign for my webcomic, The Spookies. (Click here to see a video of me […]
The missus and I go on a trip to Philadelphia to eat the city’s best sandwiches because I’m a slob and I can Google a picture of the Rocky statue without having to climb the god-dang steps. I also wonder if Wes Anderson’s newest film is exactly like every one […]
The future is really bleak. I’m not just saying that as a pessimist, either. Think about it: Technology is taking jobs by the day and the world’s population is growing exponentially. Something’s going to give. Apparently, Bill Gates and I are on the same page, which is terrifying, because he […]
A North Carolina boy was barred from wearing his My Little Pony backpack to school because the facility readily admitted it wouldn’t be able to control the abuse aimed his way. Should they be able to do that? Or should a kid be able to freely walk the halls in […]