Have you ever taken a date to dine on food you’ve snatched from a dumpster? The Freegan has. Have you ever seen an expiration date a week past due and thought, “Eh, it’s merely a suggestion?” The Freegan has. Hear all about this frightening creature on the latest Papa’s Basement, […]
Former co-hostess Irina returns to the show to tell us about the various antics that have filled her days since leaving the 32,426th-ranked podcast in the world. We also gripe about cell phone battery life. It doesn’t sound like much, but I recall thinking this was a funny episode as […]
Discussing the latest thing to make me lose faith in all humanity–the Black Friday riots featuring mouthbreathers fighting over shitty, outdated electronics. We also discuss our Thanksgivings and I do a nice riff on Xbox 360 gaming and Call of Duty in particular. Enjoy! Click here to listen to this […]
The last 25 minutes of this episode are dedicated to me explaining what an expensive mistake switching from Cox Cable to Verizon Fios was and how I cannot wait to cancel Fios. Heed my warning and join the #CancelFios movement. Oh, and the first half of this episode is Thanksgiving […]
I would have titled this “Allison’s Cashew Shit” but apparently profanity in a title hurts your Google ranking, so I had to write it like I was four. Allison reveals a horrible secret about her digestive tract on this episode, then we get into the fact her teeth are rotting […]
We discuss the awesome new Mike Tyson autobiography Undisputed Truth (click here to purchase it via Amazon and give me a few bits of coin in the process) as well as Random Acts of Blowjob, a subsection of Reddit that function’s as the Internet’s glory hole. Enjoy it all on […]
Analyzing the incredibly bizarre behavior from a female Harvard professor on a date with one of Allison’s friends. She also tells the story of one of her house guests who does something so filthy in an attempt to “clean” the house that it has to be heard to be believed. […]
At this point, there are several generations of people who don’t even know who Casey Kasem is, much less have heard the famous Casey Kasem flip out tape. I introduce it to Allison in studio during an episode that also sees us discussing if she’s losing her grip on reality, […]
A while back Bossip posted a list of celebs with cankles that I found the meanest and most hilarious thing ever. Allison and I go through it celeb by celeb and see who really deserves to be on the list. We also come up with what exactly are the most […]