A while back Bossip posted a list of celebs with cankles that I found the meanest and most hilarious thing ever. Allison and I go through it celeb by celeb and see who really deserves to be on the list. We also come up with what exactly are the most […]
Despite what you might think from watching reality tv, celebrity children have it relatively easy. The one time I do feel bad for them, however, is when they attempt to enter the fame arena as well and fall way, way short. We celebrate celebrity children who didn’t quite make it […]
Julianne Hough was recently seen dressed for Halloween as Crazy Eyes (pictured above) from Orange Is the New Black, complete with darkened skin. Because this country loves to manufacture outrage, the Internet was abuzz with how thoughtless and offensive her costume was, as if she went out wearing this and […]
It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer that question for the ages on the latest Papa’s Basement. “But John,” you may incorrectly think, “isn’t that a matter […]
I’m not sure if co-hostess Allison was going for shock value, but the denouement of this episode was, and I quote, “I would have sex with Rocky Dennis if he had nice skin, nice teeth and a good personality.” How does a soul get so lost? And what other ailments […]
Weeks have passed, yet I cannot shut the hell up about Gravity. Which prompted my co-hostess Allison to reveal what she thought of the film. Her reaction shocked, disappointed and wounded me, and it has taken several days since the recording of this episode to repair the damage done to […]
It will be interesting hearing what I said about Gravity given that, in the time since I recorded this film, I actually saw it. (By the way, it’s really good and works both as a thriller and more emotional piece, so give it a viewing.) Discussing Gravity dovetails into talking […]
Snagglepuss. Dick Dastardly. Grape Ape. Muttley. I could keep listing Hanna-Barbera characters because it’s easier than coming up with content, but I suppose I should stop there and continue with the show description. Allison and I discuss a childhood spent watching every cartoon we could get our hands on, the […]
Like the title says, I review these movies without having seen them. I don’t just pull an opinion out of my ass, however, because that could lead to embarrassing situations like me having to praise pieces of shit such as Baggage Claim. (PS–Paula Patton–legally counts as a tan white woman. […]