It’s a debate that has raged from the days of Noah putting two of every candy bar on his ark: What is the best Halloween candy? Well, I unequivocally answer that question for the ages on the latest Papa’s Basement. “But John,” you may incorrectly think, “isn’t that a matter […]
I’m not sure if co-hostess Allison was going for shock value, but the denouement of this episode was, and I quote, “I would have sex with Rocky Dennis if he had nice skin, nice teeth and a good personality.” How does a soul get so lost? And what other ailments […]
Weeks have passed, yet I cannot shut the hell up about Gravity. Which prompted my co-hostess Allison to reveal what she thought of the film. Her reaction shocked, disappointed and wounded me, and it has taken several days since the recording of this episode to repair the damage done to […]
It will be interesting hearing what I said about Gravity given that, in the time since I recorded this film, I actually saw it. (By the way, it’s really good and works both as a thriller and more emotional piece, so give it a viewing.) Discussing Gravity dovetails into talking […]
Snagglepuss. Dick Dastardly. Grape Ape. Muttley. I could keep listing Hanna-Barbera characters because it’s easier than coming up with content, but I suppose I should stop there and continue with the show description. Allison and I discuss a childhood spent watching every cartoon we could get our hands on, the […]
Like the title says, I review these movies without having seen them. I don’t just pull an opinion out of my ass, however, because that could lead to embarrassing situations like me having to praise pieces of shit such as Baggage Claim. (PS–Paula Patton–legally counts as a tan white woman. […]
If you think the government shutdown is a good thing without real consequence, this is not the episode for you. My mom is a government employee. She’s not lazy, overpaid to do nothing or any of the other ignorant stereotypes levied at those who work for this country. She lives […]
We took the time to record an episode immediately after the Breaking Bad finale discussing what we liked, what we didn’t, and where it ranks in the pantheon of television finales. That’s it. It’s all Breaking Bad finale talk. If you didn’t see it or don’t watch the show, you’re […]
I suppose every region has its organic markets that make Whole Foods look like Wal Mart. In DC, it’s Mom’s Organic Market, conveniently located right next to the studio, meaning Allison and I eat there a lot before the show. Do things worth filling an hour’s worth of air-time take […]