Allison’s childhood is a nonstop tale of woe. Every so often, though, she presents a nugget that manages to stand out as extra woeful. Woe squared, if you will. This was one of those times. Honestly, I have no idea how she managed to find a straight pedophile priest that […]
If a woman says “no” to a man’s marriage proposal, she owes him the ring back. It takes a real pigslut to think otherwise. But what if she says yes, but things get rocky after that? Co-hostess Allison has found herself in exactly that situation and Will and I are […]
I’ve watched Orange Is the New Black, which makes me both an expert in the penal system and the transgendered, so I am perfectly qualified to discuss the nuances of the newly-convicted Bradley Manning wishing to live his life as Chelsea. Actually, I’m an idiot, but even I realize this […]
I was obsessed with aliens as a kid. Ghosts and Bigfoot, too, but aliens were the big one. I would watch Unsolved Mysteries, Mysteries From Beyond the Other Dominion and anything else that could put one of the weird, bee-eyed alien faces that consumed my thoughts on a TV screen. […]
The guys from Grey Sky Eternal (who composed the song we use as our intro every week) join us in studio for a good time (sexually speaking, of course). We also close with a parody of Eric Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight” that might be one of the better moments in the […]
Whether due to shame, guilt or a selfish gf/bf, are there certain acts you’d only request of a one-night stand and not a significant other? I answer the question, as does co-hostess Allison and a few listeners (way too few). Answer the question in the comments because I like knowing […]
This episode is a loving tribute to television, aka the mana which sustains my existence. From listing the reasons why The Big Bang Theory and The Newsroom are letdowns to why Breaking Bad and Man v. Food are reasons to wake up in the morning, if you’ve ever watched a […]
There’s more to the episode than just midget stripper talk. We get into why the Orioles will always be DC’s team, why I hate gambling and I wrap up my AC stories. But dammit, midget strippers is a catchy title. And so I used it. Click here to listen to […]
I took my mom to Atlantic City for her birthday. From stalking exes to gambling to gorging on Italian food to the best people watching I’ve enjoyed in years, hear all about my AC adventures on the latest episode of Papa’s Basement. Click here to listen to this episode or […]