I don’t know what it is, but I cannot fight with a woman I’m dating properly. And no, that doesn’t mean I give them the old Ike Turner any time they burn dinner. Quite the opposite, in fact. Hear the horrible ways I fail to convey my (justified–at least in […]
The birds and the bees talk between child and parent is a rite of passage that has traumatized us all for generations. The common denominator between all of them? They’re horribly embarrassing and they usually come years after we’ve learned everything anyhow. Hear about John figuring out what went where […]
Dexter is a huge piece of crap. And I say that with all the love in the world and as a person who has seen every episode. But it is. There’s no denying it. The acting is limited, the plots asinine, the concept ridiculous. Allison and I discuss the show’s […]
I’m a ridiculously, almost mind-numbingly good looking person. I don’t like to admit it, because I want people to laugh at my comedy because it’s funny and not because they want to sleep with me, but it’s true. So when it comes to taking nudes to send to interested parties, […]
Paula Deen has been in quite a bit of trouble for using a word that, if we’re being honest with ourselves, every one of us has spoken at least once in our life (at least once per episode if you’re me). The country has gone completely insane with what it […]
Let’s be honest: None of us are that moved by the death of James Gandolfini. The death of Tony Soprano, however? Devastating. I discuss what The Sopranos meant to me with Allison, go over some of my favorite moments, and otherwise mope for the passing of a character who didn’t […]
I tell the tale of sitting through Man of Steel while next to the loudest couple the world has ever seen. I won’t mention their ethnicity (black) or how demonstrative they were (very) for fear of prejudicing your minds, but the story will have you wanting to push your eyeballs […]
Have you ever noticed that you are much bolder online than you tend to be in person, or noticed that phenomena in others that you’ve decided to meet from the Internet? What the Hell is the deal with that?! Well, we good people at Papa’s Basement try to get to […]
Despite not being 72, my co-hostess Allison had yet to join Twitter. That changed a few days ago. I listen to the impressions of someone new to the insidious, soul-sucking beast that has shaped the last few years of my life and ask her the question, “Is Twitter too much […]