The show started off so innocently. We discuss the return of warm spring weather and getting to wear shorts. And then, somehow…things got dark. So very, very dark. My co-host, Allison, lets us about a childhood I had no idea about. And it was so very, very sad. Hilarious, but […]
For those of us not blessed with the looks and charisma of Howard, Clint, landing women has always been a mystery. Well, no more: Allison tells us what the ladies are attracted to and how you can apply that knowledge to pound some beef, too. I also ask if we […]
Somehow, Papa’s Basement veers into bullying talk. Maybe the Mike Rice firing put it on my brain. I’m not quite sure. For whatever reason, the tails of child-on-child evil–both inflicted and suffered–flow, culminating in Allison telling maybe the worst story you will ever hear of a childhood in the ghetto […]
As each new technology is released upon the world, people have invariably figured out how to use it to get laid. Cell phones may be the worst offender of the bunch. Who doesn’t have at least a few people in their lives they text flirtatiously? The problem is…what happens when […]
My co-hostess Allison tells a story from her days as a nurse that makes me almost vomit behind the mic, which is a first. And we’ve done some awful things on Papa’s Basement, so that’s saying something. Just typing the summary to this episode after listening to a few minutes […]
There are so very, very many ways for a man to instantly turn off a woman. Believe me, I’m a black belt in the art. Give a listen and find out what mines you can avoid stepping one when trying to get a girl! We also yap about March Madness […]
After a night on the town, John asks himself…is he honest to god a social retard and is there any help for him? We also get into discussing the recent engagement of Mad Men‘s resident rapist Pete Campbell and the recent D.C. stripper case that’s been making area headlines. Nothing […]
The boys discuss how time is magic for some porn stars…and Hell for almost all the rest. We also cover playground racism, The Goonies and the mutants we’re forced to work with at the station we record in. Click here to listen to this episode or use the embedded player […]
I recap all the details of Will‘s 30th birthday, ranging from filthy strippers to a steak joint for the elderly to the horrible dumps I was taking all of Sunday. It’s fun. It’s easy. Just give a click and listen. Click here to listen to this episode or use the […]