There are scummy, cheating douche bags, and then there is the guy that two-timed my co-host, Veronica. Listen to the extent of his deception (and take notes if you’re looking for advice on how to cheat like a pro). Fortunately, his loss is your gain, because I spend the episode […]
My new obsession with the BBC comedy Gavin & Stacey led me to a startling conclusion: I’ve watched a lot of sappy TV in my day. Share in the fun as I purge myself on air of my television demons. Papa’s Basement 1-30-12 (Left-click this link or press the “play” […]
In all of man’s time on this Earth, one of his biggest questions has been “What happens to me after death?” Well, question no longer. My co-host Veronica and I answer that question. It didn’t even take us the whole episode, either. Like 30 minutes tops, leaving us time to […]
So, just how did I spend my Friday night? I’m an erudite man. A fan of the finer things in life. Which means, when I got a chance to watch midget wrestling with some old friends, how could I say no? The event was life-altering. Find out why…aside from the […]
To even a casual fan of this site, it’s obvious that my middle name is “classy.” So it might come as a shock when I tell you this, but I’d go balls-deep in JWoww any day of the week, with or without a condom. Which is a good thing, because […]
Yankees fan or not, the fact that Derek Jeter dumped Minka Kelly, one of the most beautiful women on the planet, to pursue more strange in the twilight of his career, is a triumph for all men. That he kicks out said strange after one night and sends them home […]
I’ve been utterly fascinated with the Duggar family ever since they appeared on my radar a few days ago for snapping photos of themselves fondling their miscarried child. (“Fondle” doesn’t necessarily have a sexual connotation. I felt I should clarify that before you guys assumed that link went to photos […]
Enjoy another solo episode, where I cover such varied topics as saying goodbye to a really fun job, my take on the Tim Tebow phenomenon, why Lindsay Lohan’s breasts in Playboy (link NSFW) were awesome and why I can’t get enough of Jessica Simpson’s fat, farty pregnant tits. Okay, I […]
99 times out of 100, a celebrity dies and I could care less. So why do I find the death of Patrice O’Neal, the most brilliant comedic mind of our generation, so damn depressing? Listen to find out and mourn the passing of a comedy god. (What a way to […]