Between the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, the Redskins being the last NFL team to integrate and now this, the District of Columbia really has some explaining to do. Hear our tales of being trapped in traffic for 10 hours as the citizens around us peed in water bottles, drank behind […]
Hear about the various horrible jobs I worked before getting into radio, like personal training and starring in a snuff film. We also talk NFL playoffs, but in a girly, “pick teams by the color of their jerseys” kind of way. Papa’s Basement 1-17-11 (Left-click this link to listen to […]
We’re back from vacation and, while I want to heed the wisdom of Winston Wolf, I think we do a hell of a job on this one. The story Will tells about publicly defecating makes me laugh so hard that I’m left coughing up phlegm for the rest of the […]
This is the last episode of Papa’s Basement of the year, and it’s a bit of a love letter to you, the listener. Thanks for all you guys do, be it downloading episodes, reading my articles, replying to my Tweets, not reporting me to Chris Hansen…the list goes on. It […]
A straggler is that last part of a dump that just won’t come out. The little nugget that cheats you out of a clean sweep, instead leaving you with a wipe that looks like the face of a child that ate his pudding cup too excitedly. This episode of Papa’s […]
The Papa’s Basement gang gets a hell of a treat in the form of a call from comedian Colin Kane, who reveals himself to be an incredibly nice guy and a really fun interview. Listen to me crawl so far up his ass that I actually conduct the interview from […]
I’m a really lousy friend to most people. I admit this. With that in mind, I tried to be a good person and support Cate in her craft sale efforts this past Saturday. Hear how it went. (Short answer: Not well.) Papa’s Basement 12-6-10 (Left-click this link to listen to […]
I discuss the death of my radio dream, which Cate handles with all the tenderness and compassion you’ve come to expect from her. Bitch. Papa’s Basement 11-29-10 (Left-click this link to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
And by “it,” I mean “clenching my cheeks together tighter than a member of the Westboro Baptist Church walking by a bathhouse for six hours straight so I didn’t inadvertently dutch oven the girl I was sleeping next to back to the Stone Age.” Hear all about my harrowing tale […]