Anyone who knows anything about me can testify to the fact that, for the past month, my favorite story has been the Ines Sainz saga. Well, more accurately, it’s been the Ines Sainz’s ass saga. Sure, you could Google pictures of her ass, but where’s the fun in that when […]
When I called my brother Will earlier in the day to see if he’d be in the studio with me for the show, he sounded like crap and it worried me. So I decided to take an hour to get to the bottom of what was bugging him. Because that’s […]
Kira and I get bitching about grooming our body hair. Given I’m Greek, this conversation lasts the entire hour. Papa’s Basement 9-13-10 (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
Cate tells the gang of her trip to Colorado, which I imagine to be the whitest place on Earth. Is it? Listen and find out! But yes. Yes it is. Papa’s Basement 9-10-10 (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)
(For those that didn’t get the reference in the title, click here. It’s 1:35 in.) There are certain perks to having female co-hosts. Especially female co-hosts with stripper training. I don’t know how we got on the subject, but that subject ended with me getting a lap dance from Cate, […]
No one likes to admit it, but every guy out there would bang at least one of the girls on Jersey Shore. Be it fantastically gargantuan fake breasts (Jwoww), forgiveness for cheating on them rampantly (Sammi Sweetheart) or the ability to take a punch like a champ (Snooki), each of […]
I appreciate the work my co-hosts put into my radio show. Honestly, I do. However, sometimes, I feel they can bring a bit more of their A-game to the studio. So I took a page out of my idol Elvis Presley’s playbook and made them take an oath (written by […]
Welcome to the new show format! It’s exactly like the old show format, except I break the the hour-long episode into two half-hour episodes and then act like they’re two different shows. Christ, I’m clever. On the edition of the new Papa’s Basement, Kira and I talk about a filthy […]
After having to play kindergarten teacher last episode (insert “IS NAAAHD A TOOMAAH!” joke here), guest host Kira and I are free to discuss weighty topics, like “Why is everyone in roller derby fat or gay (or both)” and “The only reason I had you on the show is because […]