The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh […]
First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop […]
My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the […]
You can see how simple mankind is based upon what we spend the most time viewing. We like to watch things blow up and we like to watch people fuck. In fact, the first footage ever filmed was of a guy plowing a broad over the hood of a Model […]
So they’re still making this comic book crap. Are people not sick of this yet? This is starting to feel like those 80s blacksploitation films that didn’t know they were about ten years late to the party. Let’s get this review of 2015’s Action Jackson over with. I saw the […]
Black people hate Will Ferrell like his birth name was Slavery Lynch’em. I have a friend named Rich who is, for lack of a better way of putting it, traditionally white in many of his mannerisms. He owns a Green Lantern shirt. His car contains Metallica CDs. He openly acknowledges […]
I watched the first Hot Tub Time Machine in a theaters, and I’m not embarrassed to admit that (though I probably should be). As I recall, I was hanging out with a friend of mine and I randomly had one of those existential moments where the meaningless of existence is […]
First of all, kudos to me on keeping the material on this site timely: Dissecting a soft-rock hit from 1982 is something the Tinder generation is going to eat up with a spoon. I listen to a weird swath of music. That wasn’t said in a hipster, “they’re bands you […]
The appeal of Godzilla has always eluded me. Even as a kid, I realized it was campy dogshit with horrid special effects. And I’ve never been one to enjoy something I was aware was of a poor quality: If you’re getting a toothy blowjob, you don’t think to yourself, “Wow, […]
