According to the Wikipedia entry for the book Heaven Is for Real, it tells the story of a kid named Colton Burpo who almost croaked during surgery. (I’m assuming he needed surgery because his classmates beat the holy motherfuck out of him for having a name like Colton Burpo.) In […]
Comics, like wrestling and baseball, are something I love learning the history and story of, yet am disgusted by the thought of actively consuming. For example, while I’ve read André the Giant’s Wikipedia page five times (conservatively), I would rather give myself a bullet suppository using a rifle barrel applicator […]
This is why Noah will tank: Most people who aren’t at least moderately Christian will avoid it for a lack of interest in the subject matter. A guy gets a bunch of CGI animals onto a CGI ark and endures a CGI flood? Sounds like Captain Planet: The Movie. However, […]
No one is going to watch Need For Speed. It’s based on some racing video game franchise that I have no idea about because the only good franchises for sophisticated men of my advanced palate and years are Mario, Zelda and Castlevania. If a game series made its debut on […]
I’m getting old. It’s an undeniable fact. And getting old comes with plenty of downside. I’m graying. My hair’s thinning, too. My capacity for physical exertion seems reduced. To be honest, I’m a few years removed from my body becoming a complete dumpster fire. But there are perks to being […]
People like to cry the word “racism” at things I don’t believe are all that racist. For example, when Paula Deen admitted under oath that she had used the word “nigger” so man years ago that it predated the Emancipation Proclamation, did it really matter in any way, shape or […]
I saw the movie Her by Spike Jonez and loved it, and, if you have any interest in the movie, please give this episode a listen so you know what you’re in store for. Also, this was my first solo show in a while (and first ever at home) and […]
Let’s dispense with the drama and brace yourself for some shocking news: I think Tyler Perry is garbage. I don’t mean that personally, of course. God bless him for rising from homelessness to achieve what he has, and I feel bad the guy can’t suck cock all willy-nilly as he […]
I’m going to keep this short and sweet: The original Thor was the least-plausible comic book film I have ever seen. It wasn’t because of the story, which featured frost giants taking over a mythical land located at the end of a rainbow, as I recall. It wasn’t because of […]