The Sexy Hobo — Papa’s Basement 525
Have you ever seen a really attractive homeless person? I mean exceptionally beautiful, to the point your jaw dropped? Well, on the way in to record this episode, I did. […]
It’s always a great day in the Papa’s Basement studios (which, ironically, is not located in a basement) when companies send us innovative and fun products to give away to the listeners (or keep, if my fingers are feeling especially sticky).
This week we have not one, not four, but three items to give away from the good people at Clone-A-Willy. ( USE CODE: PAPAS FOR 20% OFF!!!!)No, they don’t make a kit that literally clones a disembodied penis (that would be off-putting and probably unsanitary): Instead, their delightful product allows you to make a rubber cast of your penis in a variety of colors (sadly, not a variety of sizes. You’re stuck with what God gave ya in that department). And what to do with your rubber penis? The sky’s the limit on that one! Give it to a loved one. Pretend you’re a unicorn. Use it to stir margaritas. The list goes on and on!
Not only do we have two clone-a-willy kits (one in neon purple and another in glow-in-the-dark neon green), but there’s a clone-a-pussy kit for our adventurous female listeners. And dont worry, ladies: It all stays external. No backing up a cement mixer to the Batcave.
We are giving away all three items via an on-air contest: Simply tell us why, in an email, Tweet, Facebook message or carrier pigeon leg note, you want the product and what you plan to do with it. We will keep the entries anonymous (though they will be read on-air and voted on), so go nuts.
Oh, and the episode also has a lot of talk about the amazing Shittown podcast and why Tinder sucks unless you a goddamn toddler’s haircut model like Pete. (Twitter follow me and co-host Chris, too, while you’re at it.)
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