Couple Lets You Vote Whether or Not to Abort Their Child

Yeah, so… this.


Back with me? Here’s a quick list of my thoughts:


1. More than likely, this is a hoax. People do stupid shit like this all the time online to get attention and, more often than not, it works. I like knowing that this couple’s one dumb prank will likely generate more web traffic than my site will ever see in a lifetime. Awesome.


2. If it isn’t a hoax, abort. Now. Anyone stupid enough to put this matter to a public vote deserves to have their seed scoured from the face of the earth. No offense, but I wouldn’t trust you animals to vote on the technique I employ to wipe my ass. (Away from or towards the taint. A debate that will rage forever.)


3. This is all kinds of wrong. Sure, I’m five shades of liberal baby killer, but man, way to make me feel dirty about my beliefs. They should have just used my method for making tough decisions in life: Locking myself in a room with a handle of Old Grand-Dad and a DVD of The Running Man on repeat until dawn arrives with my answer.


Happy voting!