Halloween GW Style

If you’ve ever listened to my radio show, you’ve heard me mention at some point my love of Reddit Gone Wild. Reddit is a user-based site that contains “sub-Reddits” (or categories, as a normal person would call them), for nearly anything you can think of: Funny pictures. Your local city. The best of Netflix. It goes on and on.

My favorite sub-Reddit is titled “Reddit Gone Wild” (I’d link you directly to it, but then Google might classify me as a porn site and murder my rankings, so get off your lazy chocolate doughnut and find it yourself). It contains a bunch of attractive women who, for whatever reason, want to get naked and show themselves off to the world. They aren’t porn stars or strippers or anything like that. Just bored college students and office workers with low self-esteem doing the Lord’s work.

The magic of Gone Wild at Halloween is that girls take photos of themselves in the terrifically revealing costumes they plan to wear out for the night…and then they take photos of them out of them, too. Your imagination has to do zero work. It’s great.

I’m not advocating that you skip going out tonight, because talking to live women while trying not to get caught looking at their cleavage is still the greatest show on Earth, but after you head home empty-handed (let’s be real), I want you to know that Reddit Gone Wild is going to be there for you. For full effect, play this song in the background the first time you visit. It’ll only seem silly for a moment. Only until you see that first pair of blood-spattered boobs.