Papa's Basement Radio Show 10-4-12-Johnny Lewis of Sons of Anarchy Murders

Johnny Lewis Sons of Anarchy — What an impressively creepy-looking guy Johnny Lewis was. Most of the time, after someone snaps, people like to say things like, “Oh, look at those eyes. You can tell he was nuts,” even if the person in question looked totally normal and you’re just hearing the words of some loudmouth wanting to sound perceptive. But I can take one look at that photo and totally hear Johnny Lewis say something like, “I like to start off each day with a piping hot bowl of human flesh in a cat urine bisque. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go put on my dead mother’s dress.” Waaaah.

Every so often, a bit part actor flips out, does something heinous, and defines his entire legacy by it. For those of you who have watched Sons of Anarchy, you’ll be familiar with Johnny Lewis as “Half-Sack”, a man trying to join the Sons who lost one of his testicles (hahahaha) in the Middle East. After listening to this episode, you’ll also be familiar with Johnny Lewis as the guy who beat his 81-year-old landlady to death, then killed her cat and finally jumped off her roof to his own death. I guess I get murdering the landlady. And the suicide part, too. But why the cat? Maybe he didn’t want to leave any witnesses. Anyhow, click the link below and listen to the latest episode of the Papa’s Basement Radio Show. Before I Half-Sack you.

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