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Papa’s Basement 9-12-11-The Geek-Hating Bitch Versus Johnny Magic

admin September 12, 2011


Waiting for that special guy who will bang her till her left eye evens out with the right one.

Since I love being weeks late to everyone’s topicality party, it’s time to move on to the talk of the Internet circa late-August, the bitchy column Gizmodo intern Alyssa Bereznak wrote about her date with Jon Finkel, a former Magic: the Gathering world champion. I address the two points of debate that the article brings up, namely: 1. Is playing a game as geeky as Magic a deal breaker with most girls? and 2. Who would want to stick their dick into this melty-faced gargoyle anyhow? Just more of the highbrow entertainment that’s come to be synonymous with the Papa’s Basement brand. Enjoy!

Papa’s Basement 9-12-11 (Left-click this link or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)

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Post comments (2)
  1. Nick on September 12, 2011

    One of my buddies has been playing MtG since he was 7, and he’s made a net profit on the hobby, including paying for trips to tournaments in other countries. That said, one look at him and you can tell he’s a virgin.

  2. Zach on September 12, 2011

    @Nick – Probably has to do with his (assumed) lack of social skills rather than the game.

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