Papa’s Basement 7-30-12-Old Celebs My Mom Would *Hug*
Everyone knows that the best shows are the ones where my mom randomly calls in and you can hear the insanity I inherited spoken with in older, female voice. This […]
If you’ve ever listened to my radio show and are stupid (those things have a habit of going hand in hand), you might think I dislike Jewish people. Nothing could be further from the truth. How is it dislike when I say that, on average, Jews tend to have their lives together, possess money and run the industry I wish to break into?
Also, Kat Dennings is Jewish, and I’d crush a kitten’s skull like an overripe plum to credit card swipe my cock through that rack. She could raise our children as Hebrew as she wanted to. The beanies, Israel, no Christmas, whatever. Who needs salvation through Christ when you’re waking up to tits like that? If Robert Pattinson wants to get revenge against Kristen Stewart, a woman who recently got breast implants to go up to a full B cup, there are worse places to start the tour of sexual spite than the bounty of Kat’s kosher kans.
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