Why It's Impossible To Spoil Infinity War - Papa's Basement 563

“So, Thanos…you’re now omnipotent. What are you going to do with all that power?”
“I dunno. Haven’t really thought about it. Probably sit in my space chair for a while. It’s got great lumbar support.”
“Oh, yeah, that’s super important in a chair.”
“Yup.”
“Yuuup. Hey, is it cool if I take off early today? I figure I’m not really needed at the moment, what with you omnipotent and all. And, if I leave now, I could get home before the game starts.”
“Sure, not a problem. Are the Cavs up?”
“Yeah, but they won’t win it all. LeBron has no one this year.”
 “That’s a shame. After what he did for that city, for management to set him up to fail like that. Well, I’ll just be here. Be here in my space chair.”
“Thanks, boss! See you tomorrow!”
“Later, Jerry! Give my best to Linda and the kids!”

Marvel’s Infinity War is soon to be the highest-grossing film of all time (and probably will be by the time you read this). And, if there’s one refrain I’ve heard online, it’s this: “Please don’t spoil the film for me.” The problem is, Infinity War is the least-spoilable movie that has maybe ever been made. I’m not saying that for comedic effect, either: It really can’t be spoiled. Now, to explain that, would require mild spoilers…but then, once you heard those spoilers, you’d realize why the movie can’t be spoiled. If you’re confused by my logic on this one, just listen to this latest episode, which also covers the NFL draft, and it will all make sense. (Please note: The episode has spoilers. Also note: This episode was conceived of simply so I could type the words “spoil/spoiled/spoiler” eight times.)

John Papageorgiou – @PapasBasement

Travis Dorward – @TravisDorward

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