Papa's Basement 10-17-11-Occupy Papa's Basement

Modern_Basement_ — Because it's more comfortable than occupying someplace else.

I have to admit, I’m not the most politically aware guy. I find sports and entertainment news far more interesting, and what political information I do encounter is usually fed to me secondhand by Opie & Anthony or stumbled upon as I wake up on Sunday to Meet the Press blaring out of a television set I left on throughout the night.

Still, something resonates with me about the Occupy movement. Yes, the people who have time to occupy anything other than their chair at work strike me as shiftless hippies and a part of me wants to see the dogs and fire hoses pay them a visit like it’s Selma all over again, but…I also have an issue or two with corporations having shipped the entire American infrastructure overseas in the past 40 years. That and rich CEOs using their massive salaries to poach top-shelf pussy that should be the province of younger men such as myself. (Politics always boils down to pussy. Never think otherwise.)

No matter what your political bent may be, you should by now realize that the title of any episode of my show reflects roughly 10% of its actual content, and the rest of it is the usual melange dick jokes and tales about awful, awful things we’ve done to our fellow man, so it’s safe to listen to, regardless. Hope you enjoy.

Papa’s Basement 10-17-11 (Left-click this link or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”)