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2023 begins on a hell of a note for yours truly, and Eva and I debate what Heaven is like for Michael Jackson. Click here to listen to the latest […]

Why die with dignity when you can continue on with an intermittent release schedule? John talks about what he’s done with the month in the desert away from his childhood […]

I binged during Thanksgiving in a way that made me gain literally 10 lbs in the span of 24 hours. I’m still not sure how I’m alive. Eva also tells […]

I discuss my love of the film Heat as well as its novel sequel, which just released. Also, my hatred of the haircuts I see on people in the gym […]

Mollie’s quote serves as the name of our latest episode, where Mollie tells us about a mysteriously stench-filled closet in her new home, I talk about my dwindling options for […]

I summarize a very bad week that included: -My wallet being stolen and some identify theft for good measure -Almost getting run off the road by a crazed hick in […]

Mollie reveals she moved to Vermont, and I reveal I’ve been on dates with human women and performing live comedy. And this is why we haven’t done a podcast in […]

Hear all about the adventures Eva and I had during consecutive weekends spent in the hayseed hellhole of Northern Virginia that is Manassas. Click here to listen to the latest […]

Ra cha cha or or Crotchester? Mollie and I talk the second half of my trip to Rochester to hang with my buddy Sarah and her bf Adam. Episode 728. […]

Mikael Johnson returns to Papa’s Basement to dissect a horrific Hinge date he recently went on. In terms of the terrible date checklist, this one might have it all. Click […]

Part one of my trip to Rochester, including a pit stop in Scranton to see sites from The Office and dine at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe, eating a spiedie, accidentally taking […]

Mollie and I discuss how we spent our Fourth of Julys (Julies?), including me losing my shit on a neighbor, Mollie talks about advising her mom on how to get […]

Eva and I discuss how garbage the Supreme Court is and the 45 minutes it took me to buy an iPad at Best Buy. Click here to listen to the […]

The glorious Mollie Heckerling brings her Dear Abby best to answering a slew of questions I lob at her, ranging from social media unfollowing etiquette to standard jizz opacity to […]